
To make this comparatively demure GL into an AMG, Mercedes drops in its talented twin-turbocharged 5.5-liter V-8, upgrades the transmission and all-wheel-drive system, and fits a sportier adjustable suspension. The AMG gets larger front brakes tucked inside its 21-inch wheels as well as a couple of cosmetic flourishes such as new front and rear fascias and fender flares. Sport seats fitted up front mean that, if you were so inclined, you could call this a “chairs and flares” package. We wouldn’t.

To the two steering and suspension settings available in lesser GLs—comfort and sport—the AMG adds a third: sport plus. The range of adjustability doesn’t feel like it’s greatly expanded here compared with the non-AMG GLs, though. The widest is in the steering. It’s too light in comfort, a disconcerting feeling in something this large, heavy, and fast. We spent most of our time in sport plus, as it de-spooks the steering by turning up the resistance. The ride difference is minimal. In any mode, body control is quite good, and with its active anti-roll bars—optional on non-AMG GLs, standard here—the 63 corners laughably flatly for something so massive, up to a respectable limit of 0.84 g. And the larger brakes stop the nearly three-ton truck from 70 mph in just 162 feet, which would have tied for first in our most recent sports-sedan roundup.
Two questions keep gnawing at us. First, who needs this kind of vehicle? Not many people. Mercedes says that just 2 percent of GL buyers will opt for the GL63. As for the second question, it has nothing to do with whether AMG should be hot-rodding SUVs. Of course it should. The SUV is the luxury sedan of the modern day.